Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He felt like a one man threesome
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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