Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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