respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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