u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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