got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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