He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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