Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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