Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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