bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
