Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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