I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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