Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I supernannyed him into submission
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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