Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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