Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
My liver just had a heart attack.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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