No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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