she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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