youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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