You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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