He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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