well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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