In the future we'll all be gay
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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