Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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