Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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