We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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