I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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