Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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