So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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