drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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