i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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