Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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