Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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