People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
