Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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