The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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