If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
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