The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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