it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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