dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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