I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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