$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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