we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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