theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
there is glitter all over my balls
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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