I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I bet he comes in French.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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