nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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