I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
kristin has been a bad kristin
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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