watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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