Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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