The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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