after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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