are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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