help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
You don't make any sense
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