talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
