You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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