i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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