I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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